The Bug-A-Salt 2.0

Wait, get it?  Bug-A-Salt?  Bug assault?

I am checking our bank account and see a $47.50 charge for bug-a-salt.com.  I'm thinking, "Oh no, someone has hacked our account!"  Eau contraire! 

My husband.

And the funny thing about it is this.........

Check out the text on the website, word for word.....

"There stands a man, in front of a grill. He's got two hands, a cut a meat and a bare chest. He wipes the perspiration off of his forehead with his BBQ bib and picks up his trusty Bug-A-Salt. One shot at a time he methodically picks off every fly in sight. His lovely wife brings out an ice cold beer. She leaves the cap on, but not to fear; he has on his hip Mr.Pinch bottle opener...always near."
                                                                                 -Text courtesy of "Bug-A-Salt.com"

So, I'm thinking $50.00 for fly control.... pretty steep but EVERY single Musca domestica better be DRT!  And, I'm thinking my husband fell for the cheeky wording on the web page. 

I am also going to use this to insist that he grills bare chested with a bbq apron on.  :)  And take a picture. 



Again, courtesy of Bug-A-Salt.com

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