The Bug-A-Salt 2.0
Wait, get it? Bug-A-Salt? Bug assault?
I am checking our bank account and see a $47.50 charge for bug-a-salt.com. I'm thinking, "Oh no, someone has hacked our account!" Eau contraire!
My husband.
And the funny thing about it is this.........
Check out the text on the website, word for word.....
"There stands a man, in front of a grill. He's got two hands, a cut a meat and a bare chest. He wipes the perspiration off of his forehead with his BBQ bib and picks up his trusty Bug-A-Salt. One shot at a time he methodically picks off every fly in sight. His lovely wife brings out an ice cold beer. She leaves the cap on, but not to fear; he has on his hip Mr.Pinch bottle opener...always near."
-Text courtesy of "Bug-A-Salt.com"
So, I'm thinking $50.00 for fly control.... pretty steep but EVERY single Musca domestica better be DRT! And, I'm thinking my husband fell for the cheeky wording on the web page.
I am also going to use this to insist that he grills bare chested with a bbq apron on. :) And take a picture.
I am checking our bank account and see a $47.50 charge for bug-a-salt.com. I'm thinking, "Oh no, someone has hacked our account!" Eau contraire!
My husband.
And the funny thing about it is this.........
Check out the text on the website, word for word.....
"There stands a man, in front of a grill. He's got two hands, a cut a meat and a bare chest. He wipes the perspiration off of his forehead with his BBQ bib and picks up his trusty Bug-A-Salt. One shot at a time he methodically picks off every fly in sight. His lovely wife brings out an ice cold beer. She leaves the cap on, but not to fear; he has on his hip Mr.Pinch bottle opener...always near."
-Text courtesy of "Bug-A-Salt.com"
So, I'm thinking $50.00 for fly control.... pretty steep but EVERY single Musca domestica better be DRT! And, I'm thinking my husband fell for the cheeky wording on the web page.
I am also going to use this to insist that he grills bare chested with a bbq apron on. :) And take a picture.
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| Again, courtesy of Bug-A-Salt.com |


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