The Short Bus
Yes, I've been a bad blogger. Nothing exciting happened. My muse died. I was uninspired. Okay, so I was just busy. I should be busy now, but I'm doing something much more important by updating my blog with useless information.
Those of you in the facebook circle may have already happened upon this actual conversation today at work:
Sadie: "I have to get insurance on my other short bus."
Jeff: "Wait a minute, another short bus? You have two? Where is your other one?"
Sadie: "Well, it don't run and it's parked in our front yard."
Amy: "So the new one runs and the old one doesn't and it's sitting in the front yard? What do use them for?"
Sadie: "My mom uses it to go garage saling."
Amy: "Wow. That's redneck."
Note: The insurance lady thought she was being punked when called to ask about instating insurance on said short bus - especially when she asked the purpose of said short bus.
Those of you in the facebook circle may have already happened upon this actual conversation today at work:
Sadie: "I have to get insurance on my other short bus."
Jeff: "Wait a minute, another short bus? You have two? Where is your other one?"
Sadie: "Well, it don't run and it's parked in our front yard."
Amy: "So the new one runs and the old one doesn't and it's sitting in the front yard? What do use them for?"
Sadie: "My mom uses it to go garage saling."
Amy: "Wow. That's redneck."
Note: The insurance lady thought she was being punked when called to ask about instating insurance on said short bus - especially when she asked the purpose of said short bus.
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