Restless kiosk natives and Greek accostment

The kiosk natives are getting restless from the state of the current economy. They are ruthless, savage, and fearless. They kidnapped me and started straightening my hair in the middle of the mall. It was ridiculous, maddening, and a little scary. A Greek guy in his 20's forced me to sit down so he could re-straighten my hair and it made me mad! Then he curled it, sprayed water on it, made people look at it, and then straightened it again. I mean, how rude. I was quite perturbed until a hair stylist with pink hair walked by and told him that his product "sucked." Then I felt better.

I mean, you don't just go straightening people's hair all willy nilly.

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  1. It's the cell phone people for me. I try not to make eye contact but they always yell at me asking what kind of cell phone I have. Strategically placed at every mall entrance.

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