Out of the Mouth of Teenagers.........

Cody: I just hate that song about Mickey that plays at White Water three times an hour. 

Me: Okay.  What song are you talking about?

Cody: Hey Mickey, you're so fine......... (the only words he knows)

Me: (laughing)

Cody: I mean who is Mickey anyway?

Me: Face it Code....you just want to be Mickey.