4 pigs in a trailer....
An arrangement of pure poetry and tragic ending.
A true story.
Disclosure: The competent veterinarian vaguely mentioned in the following scenario did question the "omnipotent" agricultural representative if said activities were of the best interest of the animal in question and was instructed to carry on. Said swine perished at a later time.
Four pigs in a trailer
And one by one
Must be bled for testing
Until all are done
It's testing for pseudorabies
For the Fair
And one by one they slung slop
Into my hair
It's not so good to bleed pigs
In the blaring August sun
Because by the time they leave
You'll be short at least one.
A true story.
Disclosure: The competent veterinarian vaguely mentioned in the following scenario did question the "omnipotent" agricultural representative if said activities were of the best interest of the animal in question and was instructed to carry on. Said swine perished at a later time.
Four pigs in a trailer
And one by one
Must be bled for testing
Until all are done
It's testing for pseudorabies
For the Fair
And one by one they slung slop
Into my hair
It's not so good to bleed pigs
In the blaring August sun
Because by the time they leave
You'll be short at least one.
You're a nut! Perhaps this sad incident has finally pushed you over the edge? I think you need an ice cream sundae and a nap. :)
ReplyDeleteI definitely need a nap -- that's the ticket. :) Oh, I guess I could use some ice cream too.
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