Surviving Shoulder Surgery: Don't Try to...

It's about 3.5 weeks post-op.  I can hold my shoulder in normal position with my sling off, finally.  I am better at blowing my nose and I got a lap desk to help with holding things like books, plates of food, etc.  My doctor gave me something to help me sleep but after a few night I started showing symptoms of allergic skin rash, which is especially difficult with only one arm/hand to scratch with.  Therefore, I am only taking it once every few nights. 

I am working a puzzle, although it's hard to lean over a table with the sling.  Sitting in hard-backed chairs or chairs with no backs is a challenge.  I am getting better at writing a few words with my left hand and am looking forward to using my passive range of motion chair starting at the end of the week.  For 6 hours per day. 

Here are some things that I found out the hard way not to do while in this condition:

1.  Don't try to spread jam on your English muffin with one hand.  Its a trap.

2.  Don't try to lean into the bathtub to plug the drain.  You'll fall. 

3.  Fight the urge to dance.  Just don't do it. 

4.  You cannot properly keep yourself warm in 8 degree weather.  The coat won't fit.  You are going to be cold. 

5.  You cannot tie your shoes.  Its just a fact.  Can you say, "slip ons?" 

6.  It is not possible to get to the toilet paper if it is on the holder.  Period.

And I just read an article on rehabbing labral tears.  It said 9 months to a year after surgery before the shoulder feels normal.  Excuse me while I go sob....

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