SSVC Phone Call of the Week

SSVC: Hello, SS Veterinary Clinic. This is M.
Client: Hi M. I have a question about my dog.
SSVC: Okay.
Client: My wife and I were sitting in the living room watching TV this afternoon. Our dog was there with us. He just started throwing up everywhere.
SSVC: What were you watching?
Client: Michael Jackson's visitation.
SSVC: There's your problem.