Over...definitely over....
I'm talking about toilet paper, of course. Why on earth would anyone venture to be so cavalier about the way they reload the paper? Seriously, if you pull the loose end from the back (under) it is about 2,000 times more (yes, I'm not joking - 2,000 times) difficult to get it started. And it's not like its sooooo hard to put on the "right" way (of course it's the "right" way-just because I said so :)). Just think about the hotels when they fold the ends down to form a cute little point that easy for guests to grab and pull. Just remember, pull the end over the roll, not under.
You can't tell I'm a little OCD about this at all. In fact, I believe my mother and I had this conversation just a couple weeks ago. I'm all about the over. I'm so utterly anal retentive about the over that I decided to write to you all about it. It's something you didn't know about me, right? Who are we kidding here? You all knew.
Here's a random fact that you didn't know:
I am currently wearing a 20 year old t-shirt. Yes, 20 years old. I have now ever-so-gracefully (ha!) aged to 31 and I got this shirt when I was 11 years old and in the 6th grade. It's a gray, worn t-shirt with a bulldog and the words, Okmulgee Tennis, on it. It's my absolute favorite. The screen-print is slowly fading and cracking but the shirt is that perfect worn softness. That's what life is all about.
Oh and I really like it when the Japanese guy on "Iron Chef" does that thing where he yells and chops in the air to signify the beginning of the challenge. That is way cool.
Oh and did you know that chicken nuggets were "invented" in 1950. It's essential trivia.
You can't tell I'm a little OCD about this at all. In fact, I believe my mother and I had this conversation just a couple weeks ago. I'm all about the over. I'm so utterly anal retentive about the over that I decided to write to you all about it. It's something you didn't know about me, right? Who are we kidding here? You all knew.
Here's a random fact that you didn't know:
I am currently wearing a 20 year old t-shirt. Yes, 20 years old. I have now ever-so-gracefully (ha!) aged to 31 and I got this shirt when I was 11 years old and in the 6th grade. It's a gray, worn t-shirt with a bulldog and the words, Okmulgee Tennis, on it. It's my absolute favorite. The screen-print is slowly fading and cracking but the shirt is that perfect worn softness. That's what life is all about.
Oh and I really like it when the Japanese guy on "Iron Chef" does that thing where he yells and chops in the air to signify the beginning of the challenge. That is way cool.
Oh and did you know that chicken nuggets were "invented" in 1950. It's essential trivia.
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