It's a Conspiracy

I'm still fighting winged creatures on a daily basis.  Everyone keeps telling me that their outdoor spaces are swarming with "lethargic" wasps, but mine aren't lethargic at all.  They are trained killers.  And I have yet to find out where they are coming in.  I'm praying on a daily basis that I don't run out of non-staining wasp and hornet spray.  Outside my windows dozens of them swarm around the building - all looking for the tiniest opportunity to "make my day."  The wasp world is conspiring against me -- every non-lethargic wasp in the state of Texas has flown to my general surroundings all of them intent on making me very nervous.  I'm anxiously awaiting the arrival of my bee suit.  I think I'll sleep in it too.  Just kidding.  But seriously, this is ridiculous. 

I wonder if I could coax them into the dishwasher with banana smoothie like I did the fruit flies.  If you were wondering about the fate of all the larvae that went through the dishwasher cycle ... they are all still in the cup, dessicated to death.  I think.  Their incubation time isn't very long and they are still in there.  So the experiment worked.  I should win the Nobel Prize -- for peace, in fact, because they aren't buzzing all around my head causing unrest. 

I'm having serious insect problems here.  When did I become an insect target??  I just want world peace!